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The malls were packed like sardines. And there were queues everywhere. The toilets were dirty everywhere. Last night, fortified with cheap vodka and buoyed by the world best push up bra, I made my way onto a patio packed with Playboy bunnies, bling bedecked boys, wanna bes, wallflowers, and the requisite pair of wide eyed ingenues posing provocatively against a wall in between bouts of violent puking. The beer flowed like water if water looked and tasted like piss and had a tendency to run out just as you got to the spigot and the ocean lapped gently at the base of the cliff on which said patio precariously perched. Beer pong balls flew through the sky with astonishing speed, and the low rumble of drunken conversation and thudding bass permeated the air, mingling with the pervasive scent of expensive perfume, cheap cologne, sea salt, and the sickly sweet jungle juice that stained lips, tongues, clothes, shoes, and just about everything else it touched.. wholesale nfl jerseys from chi